I Had The Weirdest Dream Last Night, Moose

[GreNME]

Last night, I had a rather bizarre dream.

I lived near Papa Moose, and he was working on something to do with a microchip or something. One day, he was declared insane and delusional, taken from his little workroom, and confined to his home. He couldn't work from his home, but he kept communicating with me, and I had decided to help him finish the chip. So, I'm going around with my laptop, keeping in contact with him, until the same men who took Moose away grab me and handcuff me to my home sofa.

The rest of the dream is watching sequences of "fellow mathematicians" trying to reason Moose back to sanity, while he just kind of looks at them like they are dimwits, saying, "but, I'm fine." Meanwhile, I'm trying my damndest to finish the final design work on my laptop before the battery dies out, playing from hints Moose is giving me as he is "reasoned with" by his alleged peers. I get just about everything in before something shocking happens...



What shocking thing was it? I don't remember. However, I could swear that I've seen this story before. Why the heck did I dream it? I don't normally dream in hackneyed movie plots (though it was kinda neat to have Moose as a partner throughout), and I suppose it isn't really as "weird" as some others. I just figured it'd be neat to share.

[Hobbes]

Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Sigmund Freud. You have a call on line 3.

Hobbes :)

[GreNME]

Sometimes, a Moose is just a Moose.

[Hobbes]

You know what I think of when I see a Moose's antlers? "Hatrack". :D

Hobbes :)

[Kama]

Next thing you know, you'll be dreaming about me.











;)

[GreNME]

Too late. :unsure: ;)

[Papa Moose]

None of my dreams about you have been anything like that.

[Kama]

Ok, now I'm pretty sure I cannot be relieved this thread isn't about onanism...

[Papa Moose]

None of my dreams about him have been anything like that, either.

[saxon75]

<--- Relieved.

[Papa Moose]

My dreams about Kama, however....

[Hobbes]

:blink:

Hobbes :)

[Kama]

You think I should let Squirrel know about this? :huh:

[Papa Moose]

I tell Mama Squirrel everything. Since she already knows, there's no reason for you to tell her. None at all. Completely unnecessary. Wasted effort. Pointless, really. Not worth your time. Totally Ineffectual. In no way would it be of any use.

Honest.

[Hobbes]

:blink: I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone express "no" in so many different ways in one post. :huh:

Hobbes :)

[the twinkster]

Er... Hobbes... you're an "advanced member."

:blink:

[Hobbes]

So? :huh:

Hobbes :)

[Xavier]

I sure wish my member was advanced.

Or at least I'd like to advance my member into...

Err nevermind.

[saxon75]

You just need to get your post count up.

[Hobbes]

I never would've expected that you post such logic Saxon. :D

Hobbes :)

[Starla*]

I got a dream dictionary for my birthday so I tried to look up some of the stuff that you dreamt about.

My mom always told me the stuff you dream about is usually your unconcious talking to you, telling you things about your life that you might not notice or purposely ignore, things that are bothering you, fears, etc.
For instance, days before I hafta make presentations in school or I have a day at work where I have a particular responsibilty, I usually dream I'm late, I missed it, I totally screw up, no one listens, etc.
but anyway.....

I can't quite figure out the thing with Moose because I don't know him or your relationship to him. Being arrested may suggest a restraint of some sort, whether self-imposed or from an outside source.

Meanwhile, I'm trying my damndest to finish the final design work on my laptop before the battery dies out, playing from hints Moose is giving me as he is "reasoned with" by his alleged peers. I get just about everything in before something shocking happens...

Trying to finish something in a hurry before something bad happens looks almost like a shadowbox of your real life. I know you've got a lot on your plate with all the classes your taking, and from what you've told me, the next few semesters aren't going to be much different.

The shocking ending. I don't know. I heard somewhere that if you miss a part of a dream or can't remember it, it's such a shocking thing from your unconcious that if your concious where to see it, you would go crazy. That's just what I heard.

but anyway. I hope I've helped you some---these are just my interpretation from your dream. It might really be different. It is your dream.

[the twinkster]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

...my dreams over the last couple of nights have been way too literal. I've been dreaming about asking a certain young lady to the semi-formal next week (and yes, only the asking part), which I intend to do. I guess my subconscious just wants to remind me to actually follow through on my intent to ask her.

[Hobbes]

Have you?

Hobbes :)

[Starla*]

Maybe, Twink, but it also might be your thinking about it a lot or worried about it.

Before both my proms, some concerts, and semi-formals, I would have dreams that I missed them by some freak accident.

[GreNME]

Trying to finish something in a hurry before something bad happens looks almost like a shadowbox of your real life. I know you've got a lot on your plate with all the classes your taking, and from what you've told me, the next few semesters aren't going to be much different.

Well, gee... when taken like that, I guess my dream was pretty much literal, too.

Go figure.

Yeah, I can totally see it as an image of my hurried pace here in the waking world. Thanks!

[the twinkster]

No, I haven't asked her yet. I thought about ducking over to her place and asking her tonight, but then I saw her leave with some dude I didn't recognize, so I couldn't. If I don't see her at school or en route over the next couple of days I'll just go to her door and ask. At the very least I'll find out whether or not she has a boyfriend :P

Starla, you're right that it could imply mixed feelings or some sort of internal conflict. My current set of issues with women in general all tie in to this particular woman. Maybe I need to start a separate thread about it so I don't derail this thread any further...

[Hobbes]

(((((((((((((((Twink))))))))))))))) Good luck. :)

Hobbes :)

[the twinkster]

Thanks, Hobbes. :) I need it, because she's dangerous. I've intentionally avoided getting to know her better because I'm afraid if I do I might fall for her pretty hard... which, given my current views on committment, is something at least part of me doesn't want to happen.

But it seems that having her living across the parking lot from me in our little complex of townhouses was too much for my subconscious. After I unintentionally got ludicrously drunk a couple of weekends ago, Bob the Lawyer tells me that he heard me groaning her name between bouts of vomiting. I was drunk enough that I don't even remember throwing up, let alone anything else.

...which is interesting in and of itself. I do enjoy alcohol, but I only ever really let loose and get stupidly drunk if something is bugging me. There have been three instances – the first two were brought on by school-related stresses, and the third was the one I've just described.

Maybe there's more going on here than I think. Perhaps a Hatrack thread is in order. But then again, the majority of jatraqueros don't generally respond favourably to my women-related threads, so maybe I should either post it here or just wait until I've actually asked her.

:huh:

[Hobbes]

Or maybe you should just hurry up and ask her. :angry:

;) :D ((Twinkster))

Hobbes :)

[the twinkster]

I'm going to bed. :P

...I'll ask her tomorrow or Tuesday.

[Hobbes]

You better! Because if you don't.... ummm.... you'll regret it! :P

Hobbes :)

[saxon75]

I never would've expected that you post such logic Saxon. I'm sorry, was my erection joke too subtle? Ah well, they can't all be winners.

[the twinkster]

Damn it, another messed up dream! This time before I could ask her to the semi-formal, she asked me to do my design project with her instead of with my current group (who turned out to be okay with my defection). But then when I asked her to the semi all this weird stuff started happening.

:unsure:

[celia60]

funny, leto, i also had a dream involving you and handcuffs.

[Hobbes]

*Runs screaming from the thread*

Hobbes :)

[Zevlag]

You know, that doesn't surprise me coming from celia.

[Hobbes]

What exactly would be surprising coming from Celia?

Hobbes :)

[Kama]

Her expressing the undying love and respect for me.

That would ruin her reputation, though. At least that's why she tells me she's keeping quiet about it.

[Hobbes]

So then it's not really a surprise if you already know now is it?

Hobbes :)

[Kama]

I knew. You did not.

[Hobbes]

But I don't believe it so it's not a surprise. :P Plus, even if it was true, I would just assume it was all a massive set-up. :D

Hobbes :)

[Hobbes]

*cough* Twinks? I'm dying to know what happened! :D

(And before anyone makes any jokes about letting my die, just be thankful I didn't pose this question in pole form. :P :D)

Hobbes :)

[saxon75]

just be thankful I didn't pose this question in pole form I'm thankful every time I avoid your pole.

[Hobbes]

Wow. Where the heck did all of that spelling (or lack there of) come from? :blink:

I'll return the favor and not edit for you Sax, but mine is so much worse I think you may now be in debt. ;)

Hobbes :)

[the twinkster]

Well, I popped the question... but she turned me down. Though the specifics of what she said were very interesting, and probably merit some mulling over...

Still, I do feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. The important part was the asking. :)

[Hobbes]

((((((((Twinkster))))))))

Hobbes :)

[the twinkster]

:)

Thanks, dude.

This does not necessarily mean that I will be dateless for the semi-formal, however. ;)

[Hobbes]

So you've already contacted your cousin then?

:P ;) :P

Hobbes :)

[Xavier]

Hey Hobbes, that deserves a high five man. :)

[Hobbes]

*high-five*

Hobbes :)

[the twinkster]

Nicely done, Hobbes :D

[Hobbes]

Thanks Twinks, but I'm not sure I'll appreciate any compliments from you until you get your old signature back up.

:P ;)

Hobbes :)

[katharina]

She's crazy, twinky. Good job on asking, though. :)

[the twinkster]

You mean my include statment?

#include <curses.h>

There is in fact a UNIX library called 'curses,' you know. :)

Edit:

Thanks, kat. :)

...she's actually going to be out of town, so it is forgivable. Though she said some other ineteresting stuff as well.

[Hobbes]

Yes, that is indeed what I meant. :) What functions does it have in it?

Hobbes :)

[the twinkster]

It deals with mouse input (cursors). :)

[Hobbes]

I see why no one's heard of it, Unix barely uses mouse input. :angry: (at Unix).

Hobbes :)

[celia60]

add this to the list of stuff i shouldn't share.

i read my horiscope in the onion today:

You have grown fat on the blood of the innocent, which, as it turns out, is the main ingredient in that white cream inside Twinkies.

and thought, inside twinky's what?

[Hobbes]

the blood of the innocent

Twinky! :o You've been holding out on us!

Hobbes :)

[Starla*]

AAAAHAHAAA!
Sorry..............bloody twinkies.......

[Hobbes]

Yah, but where is he making all that innocent blood? Did he stock-pile it as a chil and is now puming it back into his system so that he can say "Innocent blood courses through my viens"? Because if that's what going on, that'd be really werid.

Hobbes :)

[Xavier]

:blink:

John's gotten fat off the cream inside of twinky?

Thats just wrong.

[the twinkster]

You know those twinkies... creamy and delicious :D

Mmmmmmmm... innocent blood... :ph34r:

[Hobbes]

I'm just glad Papa Moose isn't here...

Hobbes :)