Hey, drunkie

[Hobbes]

That's right, I'm calling you drunkie and there's nothing you can do about it because I'm protected by my impenetrable cereal box fort. :ph34r:

Hobbes :)

[Hobbes]

Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.

Hobbes :)

[Strider]

I'm just here to say I approve.

And NOOO sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find...I SHALL KILL YOU!

[Hobbes]

Some good news quotes because I can't get to sleep:

Diane Simmons: Our top story tonight, I have been cast as the lead in the Quahog Players' production of The King And I.
Tom Tucker: In other news, I wont be going to the play because I'm sure it will be lousy.
Diane Simmons: This just in: Tom, you're such a closet case.
Tom Tucker: We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?

Tom Tucker: In other news, an accident caused the Quahog cable television transmitter to be knocked out, which will prevent broadcasting to the entire city. Actually, no can hear this, so it doesn't really matter what I say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'm going to get drunk and beat up some hookers. How about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
Director: Uh, guys, we're still on in Boston.

Tom Tucker: Diane, that last report was so good, you deserve a spanking.
Diane Simmons: Oh, Tom... I don't think your wife would like that.
Tom Tucker: My wife is a bitter old hag, she's in Quahog and cant hear a word we're saying.
Director: Uh, guys, we're back on in Quahog.

Diane Simmons: Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.

Hobbes :)

[Grey Area]

Boy, Hobbes. Going through your posts on the Bermuda Triangle (Hatrack, sakeriver, and GreNME) it seems like you got some really good acid. :huh:

[Hobbes]

Erik, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Chirstmas presents.

Hobbes :)

[saxon75]

Right on, Bermuda Triangle membership!